Name is Ryan. In college. Still trying to figure out where I want to go in life.
June 2nd
7:14 PM
Via
  • girl: i'm having vagina surgery
  • boyfriend: i know
  • girl: i love you
  • boyfriend: i love you too
  • after surgery she wakes up and only dad is there
  • girl: where is my boyfriend
  • dad: who do you think gave you the vagina
  • girl: what
6:14 PM
Via
  • friend: sorry, I can't hang out anymore
  • me: but I showered for you
whathefucktate:

Whoever says gay people shouldn’t have children, look at this picture and go fuck yourself.

whathefucktate:

Whoever says gay people shouldn’t have children, look at this picture and go fuck yourself.

7:28 AM
Via
jerseydevildog:

SHOW ME YOUR WAR FACE!

jerseydevildog:

SHOW ME YOUR WAR FACE!